Richard and Steve's Podcast

People mentioned in this podcast:-

Prof. Richard Sheppard
Stephen Leslie Parkes
Nana Moon
Matthew Stogdon
The Judderman
k d lang
Steve's boyfriend
God
Disapproving hawk
Nude hawk handler
Mr. Bojangles
Alvin, Simon and Theodore
DJ Chipmunk
Eddi Reader
E4 announcement guy
MC Hammer
Lionel Richie
Unnamed Pittsburgh resident
George Romero
The police
John Thomas
The physicists amongst us
Sigmund Freud
Oedipus
Steve's Mum
Richard's Mum
Carol Suzanne Staltari
Unnamed Australian Constable
Les Dawson
The Chippendales
Unnamed Staltari family member and Down Syndrome sufferer (male)
Unnamed Staltair family member and Down Syndrome sufferer (female)
Unnamed schoolmate of Stephen Leslie Parkes
Homosexuals (generic)
Jesus Christ
Lady Vendetta
Hayley Hatred
Becky Lee
Daffney
Alison Danger
Mia S.
Nicole Paoli
Jesse "Air" Jordan
Kimberly "The Queen Of" Spades
Andrea the Giant
Skittlz
Fruity Joose
Brittany Force
Sassy Stephie
Angel Dust
Vicky Gambino
Samantha

A few light taps upon the pane made Richard Sheppard turn to the window. It had begun to snow again. He watched sleepily the flakes, silver and dark, falling obliquely against the lamplight. The time had come for him to set out on his journey westward to Podcast Towers. Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over East Anglia. It was falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the Fens and the Broads and, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous Christchurch Park. It was falling, too, upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Marley lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the Lebanese Restaurant, on the barren thorns, on USA Fried Chicken, on Norfolk County Council, on the Richard and Steve Christmas Special, on Cathedral Close, on Stephen Fry and Mikey Carroll. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.

Bored with the Beguine? Weary of the Waltz? Take the hand of professional tango instructor Richard Sheppard and cross the dancefloor of human experience. There you will meet Stephen Lesley Parkes, famous meta-film-critic Marley and hear all about the dreadful effects of the lethal street drug, 'Meow Meow'. It's all packed in thirty minutes like meat packed into a tube, and it want's to crawl into your ears and die there. Let us in.

More frightening then the ghost of a possessed zombie (who is also a rapist), the Official Podcast of Norwich is back after a long delay to continue the gradual wearing away of your sanity. This time around Professor Richard Sheppard (aka the Ghost of Shark Week Yet To Come) is experimenting on apple-cheeked goon Stephen L. Parkes (star of Mega Octopus Vs. Peter Hitchens) to determine his psychic powers. Plus, a guest appearance from the Crypt Keeper, and some really rather offensive stuff about anything. Bless you all, happy trick or treating.

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....And that's just the beginning. After the Summer hiatus, Richard 'Kid Charlamagne' Sheppard and the the self-styled 'Friend of the Buffalo' Stephen L. Parkes are back on the airwaves. This month, we're talking about self improvement, and putting you on the path from slopper to proper. Witness the fitness, get away from the sickness and crank this shit to the maximum volume.

Plus:

Learn How To Do The Rap Singing!
Discover Illuminati Secrets!
Special guests, Chris Tarrant and the Noisettes!

Legendary auteur Maric Williams has been dragged out of retirement to direct Richard Sheppard and Stephen L. Parkes in this short film based on the existential classic. Feel free to have your minds blown, squares. New podcast to come at the beginning of July! Keep checking back for updates. Jah Bless!

.....By injecting avian flu into your body, then waiting for the pig and the bird to fight it out in your bloodstream. Desperate remedies supplied by Richard Sheppard and Stephen L. Parkes in the new episode of the Official Norwich Poddy, this time around abetted by local embittered loner, Matthew Stogdon.

Stogdon will be answering probing questions about his private life and helping us out with a little sketch we call 'Victorian Fight Club'.

Thanks for downloading, and remember that once you've listened to it, you can't 'unlisten' to it. Can't un-ring a bell.

Still the top-rated East Anglian podcast, still more insane than a coke-addled Jack the Ripper riding a hog through the streets of Dusseldorf, still obsessed with Matthew Stogdon, still D.R.E., still getting love on the street. Richard Sheppard and Stephen L. Parkes bring the thunder, the blunders and a small puddle of chunder to rock the broadcasting world back on it's heels. Ally yourself with the most dynamic medium of the twentieth century, homegrown and 100% organic, the Once and Future Kings of Casting are spitting fire.

Back once again with the renegade masters, with the ill behaviour. To translate for terrified caucasians - Richard Sheppard and Stephen L. Parkes continue 2009 as they started it, with another shambolic half hour or so of bickering, snickering and gravy thickening.

Much love to the fictional stars of Left 4 Dead for the interview in this episode, plus even more love to the archivists at ITV6 who have dug out a classic episode of Steve's gameshow. Thanks to the Red Left Foot himself, Matthew Stogdon, for his cameo.

New year, new episode, old jokes. Richard Sheppard and Steve L. Parkes return to assault your ears in an eerie aural sort of way, giving you a brand new sketch ('Gentleman Jackass') and a brand new song ('Stogdon's New Tattoo'). Download this malarky, stream this shizzle and enjoy.

Enjoyez plus, by checking out some website who support us or to whom we give support:-

http://seerichardandsteve.podomatic.com
http://www.myspace.com/fogthefilm
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http://www.incubatorgallery.org/
http://daveknowsshitaboutmusic.blogspot.com/

Twelve months have passed since our last Christmas podcast (funny, that), and now Richard Santa Sheppard and Stephen Leprechaun Parkes are back with more festive musings. Plus, there's our traditional Christmas sketch; this time our take on the panto classic 'Dick Whittington And His Cat'. Enjoy, have a merry Christmas and we'll see you all in the New Year. Shanti.

Thanks to everyone who has supported us this year. If you feel the need to make yourselves known, contact us at richardandstevepodcast@hotmail.co.uk

Legend tells of a podcast that was so awful, so offensive, so disgraceful that shortly after it's recording Richard Sheppard and Stephen L. Parkes buried it in the wastes of time. Now, in the spirit of Christian giving, they have unearthed, edited it, and offer it you, the discerning listener for you delictation. Keep them peeled for next week's Christmas special. Jah Bless.

Steve's being staying up late, past his bedtime, and has got a bit grumpy. Witness Richard Sheppard's attempts to keep him on the straight and narrow and ready for civilised company. Plus, there's an archive interview with professional pervert Dr. Hans Freekit. Mention of Bowhill and Elliot, plus in a quest for unquenching unquotidian content, we prank call Andrew Sachs. Guest appearances; Billy Connolly, John Cleese, Marley the cat.

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